Crewneck Sweatshirts

Description: Art by: xpsychonautx

Description: Art by: xpsychonautx

Description: Art by: xpsychonautx

Description: Channel your inner Zak and make movie good. Art by: xpsychonautx

Description: Art by: xpsychonautx

Description: Art by: xpsychonautx

Description: Fueled by cheddar broccoli and bad decisions, this shirt is for anyone running on corporate caffeine, day-drunk vibes, and absolute spiritual rot. If your bloodstream is 60% spiked iced tea and your inner monologue keeps asking “WTF are you watching?”; congrats, this is your uniform.

Description: Which side were you on during the great podcast war of 2026? The correct one. Art by: xpsychonautx

Description: Whose side where you on during the great podcast war of 2026? The wrong one. Art by: xpsychonautx

Description: Has BUM saved your life? Do you need a balancing force to the 29 Needles ruined my life shirt? This is the good to your evil. The sweet to your bitter. The cherry pie to your coffee.

Description: Commemorating the intervention of our boy Silus. Buy this shirt to keep him sober. Art by: xpsychonautx

Description: Fuck Wood River! Art by: xpsychonautx

Description: Stand against hate the only way that matters; with some sick merch! Art by: xpsychonautx

Description: Two dudes locked in a grubby dance of destiny, sculpting an unholy sludge idol while the universe sighs, “Absolutely not.” It’s intimate, disgusting, and spiritually confusing. Therapy will not help. Art by: xpsycho_nautx

Description: Bring the spirit of WTF are you Watching into your home! Art by xpsycho_nautx

Description: Has 29 Needles destroyed your psyche and your ability to eat bananas? You are not entitled to compensation, buy you can buy this shirt. Art by xpsycho_nautx